FAVORITES
Some of these went viral. Some were the sound of one hand clapping in a sad, lonely forest. You don’t have to like them because I love them enough for both of us.
The Washington Post
What do women want in bed? The truth is out there.
The Washington Post
This book about open marriage is going to blow up your group chat
The New Yorker
What to Expect When You’re Expecting to Be a Gen X Girl
McSweeney’s
Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”
The New Yorker
I Am the One Woman Who Has It All
McSweeney’s
Please Don’t Get Murdered at School Today
The Cut
How to Be the Best Mom
Literary Hub
Is this my first book tour or my own funeral?
The New York Times
Job Description for the Dumbest Job Ever
McSweeney’s
Successories for Her
Honey Stay Super
A personal restoration: My return to Amsterdam
McSweeney’s
Fast Times at Alabama High
McSweeney’s
Common Sayings Updated for American Culture
IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Over the past ten years I’ve had just shy of 100 humor pieces, essays, book reviews, and opinion pieces published out in this big writing-saturated world of ours. My work has appeared in The New Yorker, The Washington Post, Real Simple, The New York Times, The Cut, McSweeney’s, Boston Globe Magazine, and LitHub.
I’ve had multiple viral hits including #1 most read pieces in The New York Times, The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Medium, and The Cut and made end of year lists for both The New Yorker and McSweeney’s.
If you’re looking for new personal essays, you’ll find those primarily on my bestselling Substack HONEY STAY SUPER.
If you want to do a deeper dive into my writing (do you though?) you’ll find more of my work linked at the author archives below.
